Geppetto

A funny spin on the word pedophile. This is based upon the story of Pinnochio where Geppetto makes a little wooden boy and dances with him. Plus it's also fun to say "Geppettophile"

Dude, stop trying to get with little boys you Geppetto.

by Pongo January 2, 2009

GOPper

Mindless lemming of the Grand Old Party; a blind follower of the Republican Party. An adherent of the "My party, right or wrong" philosophy. A conservative tool. A Republican fool.

The hand-picked crowd of GOPpers lobbed softball questions to their fearless leader.

by Saitia June 6, 2009

geppettoed

To be eaten by a whale.

Where's Mark? Dude, he totally just got geppettoed by that killer whale! :O

by AphroPanda June 10, 2016

Guppet

Gay Muppet.

I derogatory definition for a person who is not only a muppet (fool), but a muppet who is sexually inclined towards the same sex of muppet.

When you said to me that you forgot your brain and you fancied the other guys ass, we would call you a Guppet.

by Da'boys from da'West Side hole July 3, 2006

gopper

Male gopper tends to be lanky, walks with head bent down and slightly to one side. Usually holds mouth open involutarily, saliva commonly found at sides of the mouth.
Male tends to remain a virgin unless he has access to money.
Female gopper, not known for social graces. Tends to be sensitive and goes cross eyed when upset.
Both sexes appear to suffer some kind of speech affliction.
Both sexes become hysterical when asked a difficult question.

Famous goppers include; Gordon Brown, Jonathan Ross, Gordon Ramsey, Jade Goody, Tracy Emin and Carol Thatcher.

by lawlessgirl April 6, 2007

Geppetophile

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.

I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!

by A White June 15, 2006

Gopped

Superbly fucked up on drugs

Thow it away or your'e gopped

by eXTCportal November 15, 2017