The amount of an erect penis showing after both owner's hands have been wrapped around it. To properly measure 'glory meat', one must first get an erection. Then, take the penis in the left hand, being sure the bottom edge of the left hand is flush with the abdomen. Then hold the remaining penis with the right hand, ensuring the bottom edge of the right hand is flush with the top edge of the left hand. Close all fingers and thumbs of both hands. The amount of penis over and above the top edge of the right hand is considered 'glory meat'.
Note: One either has glory meat or one doesn't. As a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized penis. Alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the penis.
Note: One either has glory meat or one doesn't. As a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized penis. Alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the penis.
'John has a small penis. I'll bet the fucker ain't got no glory meat at all!'
'Dude, I heard Bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. That's why he gets all the pussy.'
'Dude, I heard Bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. That's why he gets all the pussy.'
by ben the ten November 25, 2009
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In 'The Office', David Brent says to the Swindon lot, let's have a photo....without YOU. The Glory Days.....quoting, him, Tim, Dawn, Gareth...all the old crew, just remembering what a wonderful time they used to have.....keep hope!!
by Dappa34 September 3, 2005
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Gloryhole stock a country music festival chugheads drink from gloryhole while Blake Shelton sing how sweet gloryhole
by Kingofdick January 10, 2020
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The term is a play on saying “Goofy a$$” in a “ghetto” way but a lot of young folk on the internet don’t realize this and think it is literally “ahhh” as in the noise.
The term is a play on saying “Goofy a$$” in a “ghetto” way but a lot of young folk on the internet don’t realize this and think it is literally “ahhh” as in the noise.
Person A: I think Juice is the greatest rapper of all time
Person B: you’re a goofy ahh motherf*cker 💀
Person B: you’re a goofy ahh motherf*cker 💀
by curedoesnotexist March 23, 2022
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A Glorynn is a very sweet and tough person and is always willing to look for an adventure with her friends and family.
A Glorynn is a very sweet and tough person and is always willing to look for an adventure with her friends and family.
A Gloryann Is Very Nurturing and Energetic
by SunnySide_SmileXOXO May 11, 2015
Get the Gloryann mug.A statement that describes someone's appearance as being attractive or very appealing. This statement is often followed by side-eyes emoji to present someone looking while professing interest.
Historically it is most similar to hubba hubba and should be used synonymously
Historically it is most similar to hubba hubba and should be used synonymously
an attractive lady walks by a young man on the street - the man turns to the lady and says "Gooby-Dooby"
It is most commonly used as a way to show admiration for a situation or an individual person
"C: Damn that woman is fine."
"J: Gooby Dooby."
It is most commonly used as a way to show admiration for a situation or an individual person
"C: Damn that woman is fine."
"J: Gooby Dooby."
by whoknows198 January 24, 2023
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