Gooch quarf

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

dt gooch

A verb describing the act of giving a deepthroat blowjob while licking the gooch. This can only be performed by those anatomically gifted with a extraordinarily long tongue.

Last night Jaclyn and I went back to my place and she dt gooched me, it was so righteous.

by Jbarbar May 24, 2008

Gooch

Anatomically speaking, the "gooch" is the perinal body located between the anal triangle and urogenital triangle of the perineum. This region in the body consists of connective tissue that anchors the mid-line between the urogenital and anal triangles. It is also the midpoint of the following four anatomical landmarks: the pubic symphysis, the left and right ischial tuberosities, and the coccyx bone.

Upon performing sexual intercourse, Jack's penis slipped out and touched the "gooch," posterior to the vagina.

by MoeNasty April 15, 2015

gooch willie

Process of wiping your finger on your gooch and sticking it in someones ear.

That cunt for brains just gave me a gooch willie!!!

by loose asshole February 13, 2009

Gooch

The part between your Balls and/or Vagina and asshole

Shit my gooch is rather sweaty

by Prehistoric Sex Lord October 18, 2019

Gooch

= guy’s cooch; derivative of woman’s cooch, but for a guy

My man’s gooch was red and rashy and I just had to say, ”no!”

by Rjezebelm October 14, 2019

goochie mane

The strip of fur between ones genitals and anus.

Rich: I'm thinking about getting my goochie mane braided into cornrows.

Libby: That's gangsta!

Rich: You ain't lion!

by Sleazy Listening July 6, 2010