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Goodnite

Goodnite is what you tell your ma to make her think you're going to sleep but you're actually going to just play Fortnite all night
"It's bedtime"
"Okay, goodnite ma"
by PH_007 March 3, 2018
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Goodnitten

when you are aware that someone is already asleep but you didn't tell them goodnight. you say "Goodnitten" This is technically the word you would say to someone who is already asleep, normally done over social media
goodnitten Femi i hope your having a nice dream!
by Qwgid May 12, 2023
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goonitis

A crippling addiction to aggressively rubbing one out, to the point your penis skin becomes numb and red. Those diagnosed with goonitis also have a tendency to do other vile, grobby things. Symptoms can be extreme blistering on the hands, fever, rash/over penile area and hallucinations.

Discovered in the early 2000’s by B. Cedar. Goonitis has become an epidemic in recent years and destroyed the lives of many. Mostly common amongst those between the ages of 12-25.
Bob is such a goon, I think he has goonitis!
by Sav2savB11 January 31, 2024
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Goonitis

Goonitis is a horrific addiction which mostly affects male individuals between the ages of 16-25. The addiction has wrecked lives, with the symptoms being disturbing to many. People with Goonitis will find they become addicted to rubbing one out Atleast 6+ times a day. Common signs of Goonitis are hallucinations, severe mood swings, leading to deluded thoughts and behaviour. Blisters on hands.
Have you seen Bobby lately? Apparently he’s got a bad case of Goonitis! The disturbed boy.
by Sav2savB11 February 9, 2024
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goonitar

Goonitar - a person who is at a constant rate of gooning. This person would usually be at the back of the class or at home gooning. Most common names are Chris
Chris stop gooning at the back of the class you goonitar
by Pegmeh April 15, 2024
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