goonhand

The act of squeezing another person's hand very tightly when giving a handshake.

After shaking hands, turns to another, rubs hand, and says, "Damn, that dude totally gave me the goonhand!".

by The Brick Hit House! April 13, 2004

goonhand

An unwanted wandering hand.

His goonhand was all over me. I told him, not until we're married.

by AJ April 29, 2004

goonlady

a woman who practices gooning.

can be usually found in communities such as r/femcelgrippysockjail

marc: "Omg, Julia is such a goonlady"

by maxmamxmaxmxamxamaxmamxmxamxam May 28, 2024

goonandsleeper

A persona who masturbates and sleeps right after.

Aye, I heard you was goonandsleeper

by ca1vynnn August 2, 2025