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goonhand

The act of squeezing another person's hand very tightly when giving a handshake.
After shaking hands, turns to another, rubs hand, and says, "Damn, that dude totally gave me the goonhand!".
by The Brick Hit House! April 13, 2004
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goonhand

His goonhand was all over me. I told him, not until we're married.
by AJ April 29, 2004
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goonlady

a woman who practices gooning.

can be usually found in communities such as r/femcelgrippysockjail
marc: "Omg, Julia is such a goonlady"
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goonandsleeper

A persona who masturbates and sleeps right after.
Aye, I heard you was goonandsleeper
by ca1vynnn August 2, 2025
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