Gooner

One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.

I watch porn all day, I think I'm becoming a gooner...

by Pornophile September 17, 2018

Gonce

A gay nonce

Ross gawley is a gonce

by Hoesrmad November 24, 2019

Gooncher

When a girls vagina is so big it looks like a goonch catfish's mouth laying on it's side.

Will: Hey, check out this picture of my girls vagina, does it look big to you?
Mike: Wow, dude, your girl has a huge gooncher, be careful when eating that, it might eat back.

by The Poop Goblin October 14, 2016

goonie boon

A goonie boon is a nut house where crazy people live, also known as an insane asylum.

While at work dealing with customers who drive us nuts, Anthony and I feel like we are going to wind up in the goonie boon.

by DougieDinos January 13, 2011

gooncel

Gooner + incel

Every gooncel has an emergency gooning kit with them at all times.

by mr.gooncel September 24, 2023

Gloncé

Glow like Beyoncé. Beyoncé is known for her glowing beautiful skin. (Popularised after Beyoncé's song 'Yoncé'. An alternative of telling a girl that they're extremely pretty and sexy like Beyoncé or that they have a glowing beauty/skin.

Example 1=
Boy- Damn bae, you're looking hot today. Are you wearing a halo? I could spot you from miles away.
Girl- Nah, it's my Gloncé.

Example 2=
Wow ! Nicole. You look so pretty;Totally Gloncé today. I'll have to up my Gloncé game ASAP.

by Mimsy2307 November 20, 2014

Goonie Movement

A family organization/movement to intimidate opponents with their sly skills as they gradually take over the world, threatens to barricade the throat of your avidity, a group that associates the disturbed and the physically pleasing, to make others have the need to relinquish with the Goonies flow of eloquence and ruthless personalities. Also, Feel intense or passionate dislike for basics, ratchets and those who are thirsty. Yet, they low-key tend to love and care for those who are worth it and are about the fam/organization. In order to be apart of the Goonie Movement, you MUST go through initiation and/or be a ride or die.

See the following words if confused: ruthless, trust, family, fresh, delinquents, commitment, non-basic, thugs, classy, trill, illest, ill, real as fuck

Girl: Can I be a Goonie or apart of the Goonie Movement?

Goonie Member: No. The thirst is real.

by goon1enation September 25, 2012