Goon

A male at a party or social event who

1. Drinks excessive amounts of alcohol for the sole purpose of getting fucked up
2. Only socializes with other goons who are also guys

3. Is typically of larger size

4. Consumes only cheap alcohol revolving around Natty Daddys, Milwaukee's Best Ice, and PBR's

The goons at the party drank all of the Natty Daddy's.

by logeatloco0082 September 24, 2017

Goon

Verb: "To goon, goons, gooning" To push societal limits. Taking actions without regarding the consequences.
Noun: "A Goon, multiple goons" A person who goons.

"Yo! That guy pulled a major goon!"
"Wow, that guy is a total goon! He took a shit off of a parking ramp!"
"Yuh, I need some gooning in my life right now. Let's scream really loudly outside of a supermarket."

by Grand Daddy Wizard March 23, 2018

Goon

1. A hired thug or henchman... i.e. "Hired Muscle" ostensibly to intimidate an adversary/target...

2. In hockey, a minimally talented but very violent player who usually fights a lot. Less common in modern professional hockey due to rule changes.

1. "Luca Brasi was a feared goon for the Corleones"

2. "Gino Odjick was the ugliest goon I ever saw"

by ReggieReggieReggie77 June 28, 2015

Goon

A cheap, low quality wine often sold in 5L casks called 'goonies'. A goonie can be purchased for well under the price of a regular bottle of wine as it tastes like cat's piss, but still contains around 11%ALC/VOL. Goon is a popular drink amongst teens and the homeless within Australia, as it provides lots of booze for lots of people at a fraction of the cost of anything else on the market worth drinking.

Goonie - $15
That's 3 people drunk for $5 each!

Goon is the main ingredient in goon punch, the main tool in 'Goon-o-fortune' and 'Goon Warrior', as well as a popular accompaniment to the card game 'Kings' (waterfall).

Guy 1: Ooohhh sooo sick... Never drinking goon again...

*One week later*

Guy 2: Dude, wanna go grab a goonie for tonight?
Guy 1: Sure!

by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010

Goon

Cask wine. Cheap shit that tastes like shit but fucks you up. comes in red and white, many varieties and textures.

"I was on the goon last night" or "im a goon warrior hear me roar"

by Trozza March 23, 2006

Goon

A ridiclulous irritating and mind numbingly annoying person, who embarks on acts of sheer stupidity

Dude stop being a goon

Duke: Im gona rob a bank with a banana
Carmen dradel: Stop bein such a frickin goon

Verb: to goon: Im gona goon that party, y'alls gona be gooning tonight?
noun: Thats pure goonage
Adj: Goon

by Miami boysssss May 26, 2009

Goon

A terrible hockey player who's sole purpose is to fight and run people into the boards.

Man, he is such a goon

by AWindian May 10, 2012