Goomer

Rafi is a goomer, we are all goomers. embrace the goomer. #goomergang

person 1: what the fuck are you
person 2 (a superior being): a goomer boi

by SpiderDaddy October 27, 2019

Goomer

Gamer + Coomer = Goomer

The type of guy to lust over video games and video game characters.

"I just saw the new trailer for Bayonetta 3, she's so hot, I'll empty my wallet for this game"

"STFU Goomer"

by Mr. DQ September 22, 2022

Goomer

Gay Boomer

Person 1: Man Trickyhunter70 is such a goomer (gay boomer), I just can't stand it.
Person 2:Yeah he also sucks at overwatch

by dudebro21savage November 2, 2019

Goomers

Psychedelic mushrooms

Janie popped some goomers and danced in the redwoods--as the sunlight enveloped her beautiful form with energy-bliss she became one with the universe.

by JohanLix August 17, 2014

goomer

Both a gamer and a coomer. One who cooms after gaming

Yea, I'm a gamer and I coom, so what? Don't "ok goomer" me.

by Selym Wow September 27, 2020

goomer

an entity that is prone to the loss of basic funtionality of thought process resulting in momentary lapses of physical awareness.

The person in the car that just cut me off in traffic is a goomer

by Kevin Lovell May 10, 2004

GOOMER

What a doctor says or should say to all the med seeking drug addicts. It means Get Out Of My ER.

Dead beat: Hey doc, I have pain in my abdomen and I need pain medication. I'm allergic to everything except dilaudid, and I'm allergic to anything less than 2 milligrams of dilaudid.
ER Doctor: GOOMER, dead beat!!

by mightydagon June 18, 2011