the googles

A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.

Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.

Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.

Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?

by etriad September 20, 2012

googlesexual

Someone obsessed with google.

Why is he googling up sex?!?
He’s googlesexual.

by fuckshit7j7 March 8, 2022

Screenshot Goodies

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.

Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"

by David The Strange May 28, 2009

Googlesource

To search for a free program with a specific desired functionality using a search engine, rather than writing the code yourself.

"I think I'm gonna write a program to automatically download album art for all of my mp3s!"

"Dude, why bother? Just googlesource it."

by Fiveyearwinter August 11, 2009

googlesplifer

a person adicted to the properties of google and and other search engines such as yahoo and ask jeeves. they find themselves incapable of doing anything other than try the different functions each site contains. ways to tell if someone is a googlesplifer is if you constantly find them at a computer ejaculating over the main functions of the said search engine

damb that is one freaky ass googlesplifer

by Jack Fraser Macdonald July 10, 2011

Ask The Googles

An alternative to Google having been turned into an adjective.

Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.

Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?

I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 7, 2012

Googlest

A person who uses Googleas a source to gain new knowledge about everything unknown to that person.

Mom is a Googlest , my mom Google's everything I pretty much ask her.

by Strong Dog Dane December 4, 2013