Very large person in size. Shit caked between his ass cheeks. The smallest dick you've ever seen. Normally has leftover food in his fat rolls. Always a lazy bitch. Fucks the nastiest bitches. Usually lives with parents. Smells like a rotten ass hole festering in a bowl of mayonnaise for a year.
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Get the Goocamole mug.That period of time between Christmas and New Years Eve, when you're not sure what day it is, as they all pretty much just blend into one.
Can also be used as a greeting for the festive season.
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Merry Goochmas!
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Get the Goochmas mug.The point when scat has sat in the sun long enough to turn white and become virtually shit dust, yet still holding the shape that was laid.
The only thing that remains of my dog is the googamosé she left scattered in my driveway and sidewalk.
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