Gonja

Sweet, sweet, Chiba! Also known as reefer, chron, and MJ.

David- Hey Shawn this gonja sure is hittin awesome!

Shawn- Hell yeah!

by David July 21, 2004

Gonja Balls

When you smoke so much weed that you cannot have an orgasm during sex

Same as whiskey dick, but with marijuana

"That fat bowel of sticky weed I smoked before bangin', gave me a terrible case of gonja balls!"

Sean: I can't shoot my load...
Coleen: Why not dear, have you been tokin?
Sean: Yes! I must have a nasty case of gonja balls!

by m408 July 22, 2009

samwise gonja

A very potent form of marijuana best known for its use in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Whoah, that's some really strong samwise gonja... I think I just went there and back again.

by UCTV July 12, 2010

E-Gonja

Elana. Sometimes confused with Gonja, which is a form of awesome marijuana.

I know a girl named E-Gonja. Sometimes her name is confused with "Gonja", which is a form of awesome marijuanna.

by chamas December 3, 2010

Gonadnarel

Gonadnarel is a mafia. Usually related to the mafia party game. It is used interchangeably with "mafia" or "mafioso". It is both a verb and a noun.

It's derived from "gonad", which is a euphemism for "dicks", but you can't call them that lest they'll gonadnarel you. And "narel", from the infamous hooker Nad Narel.

"I bet they are gonna gonadnarel me next!"

by Lupesiesta April 5, 2013

Captain Ganja

Famous pirate radio announcer who ran Radio Free Euphoria. His programs were aimed at reforming marijuana use laws and were often laced with great psychedelic rock music and humor.

For a while, WBCQ used to air both old and new programs from Captain Ganja.

by pentozali November 27, 2006

Maharishi Hashishi Ali Ganja

Captain Ganja.

"You'd better listen to me, you f00kin' slohbs!", said Maharishi Hashishi Ali Ganja.

by pentozali September 11, 2011