Google Fingers

The sound someone makes when you ask them a question and you hear them immediately look up the answer online while you are still talking to them.

"I just asked Melissa what the capital of Assyria was, and I heard the sound of Google Fingers coming from the other end of the phone."

by TheKraigster April 30, 2014

Fanon Goggles

When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.

Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."

by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

gongfermor

Basically a guy in medieval England who cleaned excrement from cesspits.

"Why the fuck am I doing this?" Willelmus Inglewood, a 14th century gongfermor

by chris_mk December 26, 2011

Google Cooking

Stealing baking and cooking pictures off Google and posting them as your own.

Rob Gover hasn't cooked since '03.

All he does is fucking Google Cooking.

by Jizz Blaster 69 March 25, 2020

walking Google

One who has an encyclopedic knowledge of a subject.

Man, that chick is a walking google of street slang.

by pleinaire April 3, 2016

Google Punch

The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.

Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!

by nomanito September 18, 2016