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gomeche

1. A "gomeche" is a form of insult, most commonly used when trolling.

2. If you are a "gomeche" you are a sad old man with nothing to show for his life except a broken keyboard and your small collection of nazi paraphernalia.

3. If you have been "gomeched" you have been a victim of trolling, nonsensical insults, or flame warring.

Commonly used phrases:

"Without prejudice"
"THIS IS YOUR FINAL FINAL FINAL FINAL WARNING!"
"I'm an investigative journalist researching a story into..."
"That was highly libellous and I'm sure my MP gives a shit"
1. Aw man, I've just been gomeched! Ah well, none of it was spelled right anyway.

2. Listen, I'm a legitimate gomeche, and that was slander! Or was it libel? Well it was MEAN ok!
by GomecheWatch December 10, 2004
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Golic's Hammer

1. In any dispute between two people when the argument reaches the point of a stalemate it has reached Golic's hammer.

2. When two people are having a dispute the bigger and stronger person wins by default due to the fact that they will beat up the smaller person.
When the jock and the nerd were arguing over the answer to the math question it got to the point of Golic's hammer and the nerd subsided.
by USMC_COURET May 24, 2017
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Gomco Clamp

A fucking scary device used to circumcise a penis. Kinda looks like Satan's toenail clippers, or maybe some German masochist's stapler. Basically a vise specially shaped to fit a penis. Can exert up to 20,000 pounds of crushing force. Google it if you're curious -- and brave.
Just the thought of a Gomco Clamp makes my dick hurt.
by Davidov K. March 28, 2007
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Gomie Bastard

An individual who is mentaly retarded although not diagnosed with and disabilities
*John falls up stairs*
Mary: John ya gomie bastard
by Cuntpunter March 12, 2017
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Shiro Gomi

White Trash in Japanese
When I talk about the white trash people in Japanese I used that literal term
White=Shiro
Trash (Garbage)=Gomi
Those people keep leaving their broken cars in front of their house. They are such Shiro Gomi.
by ncc1701p January 7, 2010
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tin & gonic handsome

When a guy becomes extremely attractive after a couple of gin & tonics.
Tommy became tin & gonic handsome after my fourth drink.
by 1240tm April 10, 2010
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gomik

On hochit gibat' muzhikov, on takoy gomik.
by NoControl July 29, 2003
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