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Goldbluming 

To be so obsessed with a topic that you start repeating words and sounding like Jeff Goldblum
Jeff you're goldbluming.
Goldbluming by CptnKeegs November 15, 2020

gollumization 

Having been gollumized;The process by which one is physically and mentally corrupted through possession of a ring.
My wife has gollumization: total control of "the precious" money.
gollumization by magnanimus October 11, 2011

Gollumize 

To pluralize an already plural word or otherwise add unnecessary /s/ phonemes to wordses like Gollum often does. For example, "We like goblinses, batses and fishes. But we hasn't tried Hobbitses before. Is it soft? Is it juicy?"
Word just tried to Gollumize my paper's title to "What Are Phenomeses?"
Gollumize by neodon0318 March 20, 2018

Goleming 

Sitting in a dark room for days on end watching whole seasons of TV shows alone.
"Dude, you have to come out with us tonight. You have been Goleming pretty hard."
"Can't. Must finish my Breaking Bad. My precious."
Goleming by I'mTotallyNotDave August 26, 2013

Gollumists 

Name used to collectively describe corporate plutobrats, who are organizing to assert their sense of entitlement to oppress, exploit and enslave their fellow Americans and transform it into a political and economic alternate reality.
The Gollumists use their immense wealth to manipulate and corrupt the political process to enslave the American people. They gather in dark places and chant, "My Precious, My Precious, My precious" as they ogle a dollar bill.
Gollumists by Wisdom Seeker February 15, 2014

gollering 

Cumbrian slang; someone who shouts in a loud and over-the-top manner. Mostly used by those from a farming background.
"What is he/she gollering about?"

"You do fair goller, don't you?"
gollering by G17B July 14, 2016