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A special service, offered only in the Penthouse of Trump Tower, wherein the high rolling V.I.P. can be pissed on, all night long, by gorgeous Russian prostitutes who have special visas allowing them to be here just for this.
The fee for a Trump Tower Golden Shower is a mere 100 K, about the same as a single tryst with any of the famous centerfolds.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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The sound of brass from a freshly-finished Czech VZ.61 Magazine hitting the ground a mere half second after said magazine has been fully spent. First coined by Brandon Herrera.
"Dear lord, that gun fires so fast they call it the Czech Golden Shower!"
by Liechtenstein Gun Collector November 17, 2022
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The Czech CZ-61 Scorpion Submachine, AKA the Klob from GoldenEye 64. So named for the fact that the weapon fires so quickly that when firing fully automatic it will fire all 20 rounds from the magazine before the first shell casings hit the ground, making the sound of all 20 casings hitting the ground audible to those nearby. The term first coined by Brandon Herrera, The AK-Guy of YouTube fame.
"Dude, did you hear that?"
"Yeah, sounds like someone just got a czech golden shower from a scorpion..."
by PhoenixAscendant November 17, 2022
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The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.
The only thing that made my life complete is when Claire gave me a golden shower and turned my face into a toilet seat.
by Oaklaneballa May 31, 2018
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Lover #1 HONEY I’m home!!!!
Lover #2 Shall I prepare a Golden shower for you dear?
Lover #1 Yes dear
by whts_Nx February 5, 2020
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1: reference to the VZ61 scorpion machine gun due to its high brass ejection height raining brass down

2: when you get drunk, ingest a multitude of different drugs, and eat asparagus then piss on someone starting from the extremities and ending in the mouth
1: “Brandon showed me how his Scorpion gives a Czech Golden Shower”

2: “Yeah Eastern European rave chicks are a dangerous breed, one asked me a Czech Golden Shower”

- Well what did you do? -

“ Well I blitzed the opportunity and gave her the Golden Shower after the Lightning”
by Jack On, Jack Off November 18, 2022
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A stream of golden liquid comes streaming from the genitalia onto or into another person. For sexual pleasure, humiliation, or cleansing purposes. Often associated with 'Golden Oldies' because it is such a primitive thing to do. However, it predates the golden oldies. It predates the wheel. It probably predates the universe.
Unga: unk unk booga unk bog stump!
(I gotta take a leak babes, and I'm super-horny, and you smell a lil funky. Can I give you a golden shower)
Nunga: unk lunga stumhu plk
(Oh my god you're such a cocky bastard! That's so sadistic, primitive and sick, you perve! I'm staying at my mothers! Don't even dare calling me!)

Many centuries later
Jon: my dearest lover. Thy hair floweth down thine supple back as urine down the recipent of a shower of gold
Dee: ew. I feel sick now. Goodnight
by unga_loves_nunga_take_me_back September 28, 2011
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