Gooching 

The act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your balls or scrange and your ass) and the head of a helpless victim. An aggressive attack.

He is tying his shoe lace- gooch him!. Get gooching lads.

Gooching by Ibrihima June 16, 2010

gooching so hard 

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.

"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.

gooching so hard by sean henny September 6, 2010

Gooching 

Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.

Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!

Gooching by jizzhead April 11, 2009

Gooching 

During an argument, when someone repeatedly changes the topic to ensure they always win.

I was trying to make my point with this guy, but he kept gooching to make himself look good and win the argument.

Gooching by metlhead4life March 18, 2008

golphing 

A sport overshadowed by the more popular dry-land version called golfing. Golphing is played underwater exactly the same as golfing is.

I'm going to the pool to play Golph.

golphing by Comp June 15, 2003

Golphing 

Golphing is anal intercourse on the sly.

He was supposed to be my boom-boom partner for life and I caught him in our room Golphing with that dirty creature!

Golphing by ExpressRip December 31, 2020

gooching 

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

gooching by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005