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Goldfish Fight Club

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A game created in 2016, where a student, in class on Friday, takes two goldfish crackers and squeeze sthem together to make them "fight". Whichever one breaks is the loser and thrown into a pile of crumbs, while the winner moves on to the next match. Once a clear winner is found out of the entire bag of goldfish, then he or she gets to take on the champ for an epic battle royale. During the final match, the official match theme of "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes must play, and if a winner is crowned, the champ will rest for the week in a zip lock bag stapled to the wall. Never speak of this information out loud to any other student in school......because the first rule of Goldfish Fight Club, is that you don't talk about Goldfish Fight Club.
Parker ignored Mr. Keith's lesson in class on Friday, because it was an intense day for Goldfish Fight Club, and she wanted to see if someone could challenge the champ.
by kskeith1978 April 14, 2017
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Using your morning wood to pierce the crust of your ho-bag's unwashed vag, and then flushing out the left over jizz with last night's Budweiser.
Dude 1: Seriously dude...you slept with Stinky Sally last night? You musta been krunk!
Dude 2: Yah, bro. We both passed out afterwards. I even gave her a golden plunger this morning and did her in the wet spot.
by BongJuice April 11, 2020
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Golden Closet Films

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The film director pseudonym for Jeon Jungkook (of BTS)
abbreviated as GCF
(golden may refer to Jungkook's role in the group as the 'golden maknae')
"Hey, did you see Golden Closet Films In Tokyo on BangtanTV?"
"Yes! I thought the cinematography was incredible, and he caught Jimin very well."
"I can't wait till he helps to make a music video"
by 천사 유산 November 17, 2017
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When you really have to pee during sex but cant make it to the toilet so you do it inside her enough to relive yourself but not get caught
Yoooo Matt i had to do a "golden cherry" last night
by MR CD 4RM OM August 5, 2016
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Harlow Gold

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Platinum Blonde.

Jean Harlow, the original blonde bombshell, started the trend for bleaching hair in the 1930s. Before this it was just prostitutes who dyed their hair blonde. This started off a huge change in hair fashion and by the end of the 1930s pretty much every Hollywood star had blonde hair.
"her hair is harlow gold, her lips a sweet surprise.."
by _shadeisforlamps November 3, 2016
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Goldierocks

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Renowned energetic DJ, promoter, music journalist and notorious socialite from London, UK. Infamous for her very long blonde locks and bouncy live performances- resident indie/electro DJ at Ibiza Rocks, Ibiza and Razzmatazz, Barcelona. Tours extensively and parties very, very hard.
by Badel06 January 1, 2007
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golden handcuffs

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When you are tethered to a despicable job because of the big money you are paid to do it.
There is no easy removal of the golden handcuffs; you begin to tolerate them almost as if they were not there.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018
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