Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece
by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006
Get the Golfers Ass mug.A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.
BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today.
PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.
BC: You know what I heard about Roger?
PL: What?
BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.
PL: What?
BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.
PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?
BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.
PL: I don't know what you mean.
PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.
BC: You know what I heard about Roger?
PL: What?
BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.
PL: What?
BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.
PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?
BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.
PL: I don't know what you mean.
by ErikN October 7, 2005
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When a man dresses up like Payne Stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. Said golfer/man picks up a slut and brings her to the nearest golf course. He convinces her to have sex in a sand trap. During intercourse, the golfer extracts his penis, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts...Thus giving her the 'The Dirty Golfer'!
Girl 1) Hey Girl, you've been waddling around like a penguin all morning...what happened sweet heart?
Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!
Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!
by The 425 Dirty Donkeys June 9, 2011
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by Charmender November 21, 2021
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by Elleteehair June 17, 2009
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by Jay Bishop August 7, 2017
Get the lady golfer mug.Any individual who competes in individual stroke or match play golf tournaments on the regular who is a single digit handicap who has/is verified by the USGA through a honest dedication to put every round into the handicap systems log without vanity. These individuals also play casual golf rounds from usually the most challenging golf tee on any given course.
Golf Club Members Guest:
—Is that who was hitting next to you on the range a good golfer?
Golf Club Member:
—He’s a championship golfer. Let’s go hit some putts before we tee off.
—Is that who was hitting next to you on the range a good golfer?
Golf Club Member:
—He’s a championship golfer. Let’s go hit some putts before we tee off.
by BeAt-DoWn-InCePtIoN April 2, 2022
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