Goetz

Being the filthist mother fucker on the face of the planet. Not showering in over 2 weeks.

Yo nigga..Goetz yo ass in the shower

by David Bray August 03, 2006

Bernard Goetz

An American hero, defended himself on a New York City subway by shooting four criminal teenage negroes that were trying to rob and assault him with sharpened screwdrivers.

Bernard Goetz should have been given a medal for shooting up those turd skinned shit-wits, they all had extensive criminal records. At least he paralyzed one of them for life hahahahahahaha.

by The Dodger January 29, 2005

Scott Goetz

The act of quickly scooping someone's boob, usually done to men. Meant for men with sagging breasts.

Guy #1: (Runs by guy #2) Haha! Scott Goetz!
Guy #2: Aww shit!

by JpIsCrazy April 26, 2009

Ashley Goetz

The Lebron James of soccer.

Ashley Goetz is so good at soccer, shes just like Lebron James in basketball.

by Oooogabooooga March 29, 2010

dylan goetz

A really swag money kid who has a massive shloong and is very good at cod

Hey did you know Dylan Goetz is good at cod

by TwitchyGnu May 06, 2020

Goetz

Simp

Goetz is a simp

by BBJONES2 May 29, 2020

Chance Goetz

Hes a really hot guy!!Who i have the biggest crush on!!Omfg!!Well i bearly see him during the summer!!We have alot in common!!I love u chance goetz!!

Chance is a hot mother fucker!

by chancelover#1 June 07, 2004