godtarded

Someone who lived a normal, decent life who becomes an extreme born again. They believe in miracles of otherwise common healing, faith healers, etc. The worst I have seen of this is within the Catholic church.

Cindy chose a limited education, though married to a successful man but found religion which caused divorce and heartbreak. She doesn't practice what she preaches but that seems to be tolerable within her new-found faith and now does not associate with anyone out of her church group. She became godtarded.

by GoomeeG May 8, 2018

godster

A person that came from heaven.

"jesus is such a godster"

godster god good gangster

by hooonter September 17, 2016

gobstar

big fat unathletic dumb loser dufus dork

that guys a gobstar

by t pellets October 8, 2008

Goldstar

An awesome Israeli beer.

Try the Goldstar, It's so much better than Yuengling.

by hodgecheck July 10, 2006

godsturbating

Masturbating to imaginary things.

Dude, I was just godsturbating to the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio got an Oscar!

by Dr Seuss's Cat Flavored Dog May 15, 2014

Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Godstruck

When God fulfill's your prayer & request to have Him intervene on the matters of dealing justly & swift to those who have done you wrong & therefore deserve punishment.

I am not even trippin' cuz they'll get Godstruck soon enough

by VENGEANCE 101 October 31, 2022