Massive scrum of reporters, radio people, photographers on ladders, television cameras etc at a press conference. The goatfuck frequently takes on a life of its own as all participants heave around to get closer to the the object of their journalistic desire. This can lead to unseemly behaviour. (source R Liddle; Guardian)
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Situation involving chaos, crowding, confusion, and surprise; populous melee. Also yemeni cluster goatfuck.
Go to Manhattan on Black Friday?! YMBK! What a goatfuck!
I couldn't leave work because of the goatfuck the new deadline brought on.
I couldn't leave work because of the goatfuck the new deadline brought on.
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Get the goatfuck mug.1. A sudden change bringing on confusion, upset, ruined scheduling, misdirection, and general chaos. See goatfuck; then think of the next order of goatfuck magnitude.
2. The chaos, anger, bewilderment, crowding/congestion, etc., caused by the sudden change.
2. The chaos, anger, bewilderment, crowding/congestion, etc., caused by the sudden change.
Girl, I tried to go to that sample sale you told me about but it was a yemeni cluster goatfuck at the doors so I gave up.
It's a yemeni cluster goatfuck trying to drive outta here at rush hour.
It's a yemeni cluster goatfuck trying to drive outta here at rush hour.
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the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists.
literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.
goat + fucked
the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists.
literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.
reciting the past tense scenario and literal definition of 'goatfucked' to ones mother and her exasperating "i'm way too old to have that much fun."
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Charlie is a goatsuck.
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