Hungarian Goat Cheese

The act of jacking off a male goat and milking a female goat and mixing the two excretions into a tangy sauce great for vegetarians dishes such as organic tofu sliders

Hey Oscar, are you jerking off that goat to make Hungarian Goat Cheese for dinner tonight?

by Fishy ham wallet June 17, 2020

Goat cheese omelet

Goat cheese omelet is just another name for weed

Yo pass me the goat cheese omelet

by Eatdatpussy5000 December 6, 2020

Goat Cheese Hoagie

The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.

Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.

"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."

by Dollerhide November 1, 2012

Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger

A burger that comes with capers and goat cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Cheese Goat

An easy way to describe a goat that produces milk for cheese.

Look, its a cheese goat!

by Cheesygoaty January 13, 2011

gone off goat cheese

When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off goat cheese smells like salmonella.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

Goat Cheese

A nickname for the white coating on one's tongue when not brushing often.

Dentist: Jesus Christ, Zack!

Zack: What?

Doctor: You have a bad case of goat cheese.

by GrumpisGrump October 29, 2020