When a tissue or a set of tissues are so filled with semen that when you crumple the tissues, the semen shoots out of an opening similar to when you pressure the bottom of a tube of go-gurt.
"Oh man, I went to go throw out my tissues after a great wank and I accidentally go-gurted onto the floor!"
by BoingoBrown January 16, 2021
Get the Go-Gurtmug. Beebo pulled out all the stops on Valentine's Day, so Becky rewarded him generously with some sloppy go-gurt on the ride home.
by Cheese's Freaky Ticki March 7, 2015
Get the Go-gurtmug. The act of receiving oral sex whilst wearing a condom, then having your partner drink the semen out of the condom like a go-gurt.
by KStrawb January 11, 2016
Get the Mormon Go-gurtmug. When a man ejaculates into a condom, which is then saved by his partner to be eaten later like a Go-Gurt.
by Captain Moonman January 11, 2016
Get the Mormon Go-Gurtmug. A 'Gogurt Tube' is preformed in the act of anal intercourse, when the man is about to achieve an orgasm he hits the woman on the back of the head (a donkey punch), causing the woman's rectum to tense up, making it tight. He then proceeds to pull his penis away from the anus, which, if sucessful, will cause the intestines to come out of the anus (still attached to the penis, forming a pink sock). The man then shoots his orgasm into the pink sock, grabs it, and then sucks the semen from the pink sock, thus making something similar to a tube of gogurt.
by StonyPegasus359 January 20, 2012
Get the go-gurt tubemug. by Fantastic Mr. Troll August 1, 2012
Get the Trojan Go-Gurtmug. Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
Husband: yes honey.
*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises
by Dooberz March 5, 2020
Get the Go-Gurt squeezemug.