Sebastian Gorka’s sticky waifu pillow after a night of soft-bitching it with a box of wine in the back seat of his four-banger girly car.
by ScenarioLENS September 5, 2019
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"Coaie paseaza giorka aia"
"Balls, pass that giorka"
"Ai niste giorka la tine ca nu stiu de unde sa imi iau?"
"Do you have some giorka on you cause I don't know where to get some from? "
"Balls, pass that giorka"
"Ai niste giorka la tine ca nu stiu de unde sa imi iau?"
"Do you have some giorka on you cause I don't know where to get some from? "
by mama natura December 15, 2021
Get the giorka mug.1. (n.) The planet from which the Gorkonese empire originated. It used to be ruled by king Asscrust, but he was overthrown by Moss, the leader of the Gorkon insurgency. He was then exiled to Earth.
2. (n.) A race of super powerful ape-people who originate from planet Gorkon. They have many abilities ranging from shape-shifting, superhuman strength, enhanced farts, and flight. Some Gorkons can develop unique abilities as well. Gorkons are also the closest to Sivat of the chosen races.
2. (n.) A race of super powerful ape-people who originate from planet Gorkon. They have many abilities ranging from shape-shifting, superhuman strength, enhanced farts, and flight. Some Gorkons can develop unique abilities as well. Gorkons are also the closest to Sivat of the chosen races.
"Hey what do you think about the Spankledrop's new military plans to take over the rest of planet Vormanaxia and restore Planet Gorkon to its former glory?"
"Seriously, who the fuck are you?"
"Seriously, who the fuck are you?"
by King Asscrust March 16, 2022
Get the Gorkon mug.a slang term to describe the state of being high or "drugged up" to the point where one is incapable of basic thoughts and functions. Sometimes used between staff members in hospitals
by MrPinkPickles December 5, 2007
Get the gorked mug.A hickey on your taint, grundle, perineum, gooch, or whatever you so choose to call the skin bridge between pleasure town and the waste factory.
Jason always had an interest in the finer things in life and on his 28th birthday he finally received what he always desired, a gorkel. He had received hickeys in nearly everywhere on his body, but not on this part of the corporeal low countries. He went on to marry that woman.
by Anjroo Tomiss August 19, 2013
Get the Gorkel mug.An incredibly handsome and charming turkish boy. In front of a gorkem, one will have a desire to wear only their cutest intimates. A gorkem is also one of the smartest, wittiest homo sapiens to roam the planet. BEWARE: gorkems are known to steal hearts at the most unexpected of times.
Gorkem, you luurrrrve god, even Orlando Bloom doesn't make me melt as much as you. ;)
You are so lucky, your boyfriend is gorkem.
You are so lucky, your boyfriend is gorkem.
by erinnn y. December 14, 2008
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