Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.
"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."
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Get the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ mug.A Gürkan is a guy who is very beautiful with big eyes and a cute smile..
He/she is just loveable and caring,that's why everybody melt on him/her..
This guy is very very stubborn...so don't get stubborn,because gürkan will always win..
He/She likes food a lot like spagetti and so on,but takes care on his/her body..
A Gürkan doesn't like and trust anyone but if he/she does..so it must be a good person,because they hate liars a lot..
Only the person he/she likes the most knows everything about him/her..
This guy has many friends but the most aren't trustable..
Everyone..I mean everyone loves to chat with him/her and would like to be more than friends with him/her..
But he /she searchs the right one and doesn't need bad guys in his/her life..
He/she is just loveable and caring,that's why everybody melt on him/her..
This guy is very very stubborn...so don't get stubborn,because gürkan will always win..
He/She likes food a lot like spagetti and so on,but takes care on his/her body..
A Gürkan doesn't like and trust anyone but if he/she does..so it must be a good person,because they hate liars a lot..
Only the person he/she likes the most knows everything about him/her..
This guy has many friends but the most aren't trustable..
Everyone..I mean everyone loves to chat with him/her and would like to be more than friends with him/her..
But he /she searchs the right one and doesn't need bad guys in his/her life..
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Word used to describe the syrupy sweet e-mails that are mass-mailed to unwilling participants. Usually involve, puppies, kitties, children with disabilities, puppies and kitties with disabilities, and Jesus. Generally end with, "Pass this along 2 as many ppl as u can!!!11!!1!"
by NuclearMosquito August 1, 2004
Get the glurge mug.A very ugly mutant toad fish often found around Port Phillip Bay and Westernport in Victoria.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.
1. friend say's "Ha ha you caught another Ghurkin Fish, do you need me to pass the gaff"
angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.
2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"
angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.
2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"
by Vikodin3 August 6, 2012
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