Glurpy

The act reviving ass quaking head from a woman with no teeth. As rare as an albino dolphin.

“Hey Sean did you get that ass quaking glurpy last night?” “Yea bro she took her dentures out and was gumming my dick”

by Dn267 May 27, 2021

Gourp medallion

A necklace made of string and metal to keep the gourps away

I have my gourp medallion on so the gourps don’t eat my farts

by Jr233 November 11, 2018

Purple Glurple

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.

Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

by The Real Mr. Hollywood May 15, 2018

Glurp

Another word for head

I went to my girls house and got some glurp

by @Air_money_rio January 16, 2019

Gourp

a person who smells everything they find, in search of the perfect sickining smell

That dude should be known as the Gourpion King, because only a true gourp would sniff the dogg's ass.

by Miller Time May 7, 2003

Glorpulon

A small species of crab indiginous to the Glorpula Islands. Lives in holes it digs in the red beaches of Glorpula. Hibernates in winter, diet consists of mostly human flesh and its own excrements. The Glorpula Islands are located in southern Qatar.

Oh no! It appears that Grand-ma ma was eaten alive by a Glorpulon!

by Russell Cunts May 30, 2006

glorp

A Person that strives to pursue created wants, and achieve added value in paradigm shifting private sector jobs.

That ex-fraternity member, Lance Bibson, he sure is a glorp.

by steve h flavas May 8, 2003