gloomiate

To worry excessively, leaning always towards a presumption of negative outcomes, whether mundane or catastrophic.

Bob's tendency to gloomiate led his friends to nickname him Eeyore.

by Tempest-67 January 6, 2024

Gloobicate

To Gloobicate is to cover your dick in gooch grease, masturbate till you’re near ejaculation, then smack someone’s face with your dick 37 times. No more, no less. Once you e smacked them, you ejaculate in their belly button and tickle their gooch till they’re crying-laughing.

“Bro. If you keep stealing my stuff, I’m gonna gloobicate all over you.”

by TheRealGoochTickler September 18, 2024