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glonk

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle
I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠
by ashyhoe August 20, 2018
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Globglogabgalab

A strange flabby man on YouTube who I have a gay fetish for for some insane reason my body won't tell me.
(Intro) I'm the Globglogabgalab I love books And this basement is a true treasure trove
(Chorus) I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
(Bridge)Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid Simply delicious Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha
(Chorus)I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab.
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glonk

The sound a Wookie makes.
Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.
by Kashyyyk January 13, 2008
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glangly

Glangly can be spelled two ways Glangly or for a more theatrical use gLangly which emphasizes the gibberish tone of the word. The word is extraordinary because it is open to interpretation and can be used whenever or wherever (via shakira). It is a chameleon of a word. It's easily adaptable. or it can be used to get out of circumstances, nobody would want their ass in.

Commonly used when asked for input, but you are indifferent or apathetic. Instead of caring, you glangly.
devonte: im so bored... and i hate the weather
nefisa: glangly

brittany: what the heelll does that mean?? :$
nefisa: glangly.

nefisa: my dog just died
devonte:...glangly.

Nefisa: Yo, dev, I'm pregnant with your baby
Devonte:....GLANGLY.

nefisa:.....I am your father
Devonte: gLangly :o
by devonte/nefisa (rare) May 7, 2011
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Globglogabgalab

The yeast of thoughts and minds. Often noted for his very advanced vocabulary and love for books. He can be seen in his natural habitat of a basement full of books. When observed for long enough, you may view him inserting himself into and emerging from books he happens to own. His appearance is reflective of his lifestyle as he is nothing more than a blob of dough.
Intro
I'm the Globglogabgalab
I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Bridge
Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha
by BigPimpDaddyBiggieCheese June 3, 2018
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globglogabgalabism

To follow a flabby naked monster that you somehow came across of on youtube and dedicate your soul and budy to him.
Hey Jill guess what?

What?

I am now a part of the globglogabgalabism religion!!!

Wow! Good for you!
by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018
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Globgogabgalab

A weird slug like creature known for becoming one of many 2018 memes, these memes become famous on YouTube before moving to Instagram and other Social Media which he has received fame for his chilling look.

The Globgogabgalab originally came from a kids movie named “Strawinsky And The Magical House” by an amateur British animator named David Hutter. In which the Globgogabgalab sung his song (lyrics below). The lyrics are very strange and seem to make no sense at all!
(Intro) I'm the Globgogabgalab I love books And this basement is a true treasure trove

(Chorus) I am the Glob-go-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

(Bridge)Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid Simply delicious Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha

(Chorus)I am the Glob-go-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab.
by Cameron Fullard May 26, 2018
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