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glok nine

could be short, tall, stoned or drunk, either way they are either very grumpy or very happy.

will either ask for a number or a problem.

could be rich could be poor, dependant on whats available at theift shops that week.
that cunt glok nine tagged my mail box, again
by not glock November 22, 2021
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Glocknade

When a Glock handgun malfunctions resulting in a large explosion.
I was at the range yesterday when the guy in the next stall pulled out his glocknade and started unloading on some steel. The explosion destroyed half the city.
by Rampant October 25, 2012
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Glocknesia

When you shoot someone in the head with a glock to make them forget everything they know.
The only way to stop a snitch is to give him a bad case of glocknesia.
by JDucK March 17, 2014
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glocknick

A person who owns guns, defends gun rights, complains about the media discourse on guns, and generally cares too much about guns to the point that it's creepy. Also applies to people with ridiculously large collections of guns or who subscribe to gun porn magazines. Glocknicks are usually psychos.

See also: gun nut
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that school shooting? How did that 10-year old even get a sniper rifle?
Person 2: Man this is bullshit, now I bet they're going to try to take my 10 year old's sniper rifle away from him. He's got a constitutional right to-
Person 1: Shut up, you glocknick!
by Bruce Swayne August 16, 2012
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Glockner

"Damn. Look at that glockner."
by MUUHFUKKIN_BUBZ April 20, 2015
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During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.
"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"
by Dr. Ranjeet April 22, 2020
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Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.
Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.
by spootyhead October 9, 2016
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