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Glizzard

When your getting hit with the glizzy so hard you think it’s a Blizzard.
“You are brazy!” He yells as the drummy dummy sprays his car down so hard he thinks he has enters some sort of glizzy blizzard, a glizzard.
by Kingmeme22 August 30, 2020
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Glizzard Wizard

A black arts master whose sole purpose is to taste all glizzys throughout the galaxy….. not just the food kind either.
Mike: “Man since when did Winston become a glizzard wizard?”

Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”
by anonymous January 18, 2023
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Glizzard of OZ

The Glizzard of Oz is anyone who hides behind a curtain or leaves the room to eat cocktail weiners, extra points if they reply "What? or Nothing!" in a disembodied voice when asked what they are doing.
Glenda is pulling a Glizzard of OZ in the kitchen... Watch this, "Hey Glenda"... "What?" (with a mouthful of something.)
by GillilyPad July 13, 2022
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Glizzard Wizard

The term Glizzard Wizard refers to people who eat food sideways. These foods are supposed to be eaten front to back, such as a burrito, banana or hot dog. Not to be confused with a Glizzy Gladiator, who specifically eats hot dogs sideways.
Did you see how Justin Bieber ate that burrito? I bet he does it with hot dogs and bananas too.

Yeh man, he's definitely a Glizzard Wizard.
by Cybershot24 July 24, 2020
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Glizzard of 77

A mythological reference to the midwest's biggest snowstorm that happened in 1977. The denotation alludes to a great and powerful event used as a metaphor. The "Glizzard of 77" represents someone taking more "glizzies" than you can mentally process, the sheer amount causes awe and wonder and leaves a timestamp in your soul that can only be referenced as the "Glizzard of 77"
Jesus, it was like the Glizzard of 77 on Saturday! I have never seen anyone take more glizzies in one turn than Karen did!
by GillilyPad July 21, 2022
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Glizzard

A slang term used against white supremacists, racists, etc.
Ugh look, it’s another glizzard on 78th street
by rawchicken October 9, 2020
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Glizzard

A Dairy Queen Blizzard eaten with a hot dog, either dipped in the blizzard or chopped up and mixed into it. Born from a combination of the words glizzy and Blizzard.
Don't diss the glizzard gargle gods
by anonymous September 6, 2020
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