GlitterBitch

The girls that work the MAC makeup counter

Everything is all shimmery and shiny and sticky and glossy. Theres always one gay guy there with guyliner manpurse a gay guy hiss and you know he owns assless chaps and ruby red slippers. The girls are all tanned and toned and its winter. Nails long and curvy like little mini shovles or ice cream scoops.
They look like they work fo Circque del Soliel, waist all small they stand tall and the floor dont shake when they walk by. Its a subculture of whored up freaks a skank school of GlitterBitches

by menene February 5, 2010

glitteris

When a girl is soaking wet and her clit's all shiny, so it looks like it has glitter on it.

I totally fucked Janise' after licking her glitteris.

by (o^_^o) PIKACHU! October 12, 2003

glitterfist

The act of using fists of glitter to defend yourself in questionable situations. Common in the fighting community.

Jackie used her glitterfists to get her out of a brawl.

by glitterfist January 12, 2008

Glitter Tits

One of the best attractions at Manville. Sometimes a stripper crazy cheerleader. An expert in "girly lady tricks."

Does that glitter tits need a ride?

by That Old Guy February 4, 2010

glitteritis

the excessive inflammation of craft-supply herpes, glitter.
primarily an issue among soul-sucking dirtpigs.

i found sparkles ground into my fucking floor boards, the glitteritis has struck again.

by mattovich May 14, 2011

glittershits

once one has finished the anal performance of a lawn gnome born with sparkle herpes the individual thus shits glitter for a month prior to anal discharge and bleeding leaving one feeling refreshed and enlightened similar to the effects of LSD. in other words it is a gateway to happiness

yo i just ate this dank bread and now i got the glittershits

by breadcultツ September 6, 2016

Glitteris

A mysterious part of the Gay Male's anatomy that is the source of his fabulousness and stereotypical tendencies.

"Casey, if you slap me with your glitteris one more time I'll become Elton John."

"Those sequins definitely make my glitteris tingle."

by Da-mo September 28, 2008