Glittered and Twittered

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."

Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"

by gravy111 November 21, 2010

glitteris

When a girl is soaking wet and her clit's all shiny, so it looks like it has glitter on it.

I totally fucked Janise' after licking her glitteris.

by (o^_^o) PIKACHU! October 12, 2003

glitterfist

The act of using fists of glitter to defend yourself in questionable situations. Common in the fighting community.

Jackie used her glitterfists to get her out of a brawl.

by glitterfist January 12, 2008

Glitterplex

A glitterplex is a reference to a large number, nominally 1,000,000 when used in reference to a number of child pornography pictures.

IT Teacher found with 400,000 indecent images of children, or nearly half a Glitterplex......

by SiKoS August 29, 2012

All that glitters is not gold

Someone can be smokin hot on the outside, but on the inside they are ugly as fuck! Steer clear of these bitches and bastards.

Whatch out for Pyryte Fools Gold}. All that glitters is not gold!

by FoxE RoxE January 14, 2018

Glittergasm

When one experiences an orgasm at the sight of glitter/ or highlighter

I had a glittergasm when I saw her blinding highlight

by What.Is.Life March 12, 2018

Glitterveins

A pro-ana forum that claim to be like a sorority, all pink and fluffy to cover up it's hideousness. It's ran by a girl who is way to immature to have the children that she does, she likes to bitch about how everyone is awful but she and her site are super awesome. When not being a right wing whore who poses for fetish shots when pregnant she likes to bitch about a forum she used to be on.

The forum will give you lots of super tips on how to become anorexic/pregnant/a whore.

user: I'm having a really hard time at the moment, can any of you glitterveins girls help me?
samanthavv: um, i'm like, a mom!

by Hannah15099 July 4, 2009