glitterjealous

1. A person who is clearly inferior to you.

2. Recognition of disapproval of a rock star life style.

3. One that is true hater of all sorts.

4. A diss but compliment at the same time.

1. When someone says something to you that is rude but you obviously laugh them off because they are truly inferior to you. They are glitterjealous

2. I am pretty glitterjealous have to sit in American History when I would rather be in Non Verbal Communication.

3. This person is clearly glitterjealous.

by The Brotha Man May 12, 2011

Glittersexual

A person whose sexual identity is so complex, unique, and special that they can literally only make love to jars of glitter. Nothing else could possibly understand their supremely sparkly needs. In effect, their needs by virtue of existence outweigh not only the moral majority, but also the minority; those in society who actually have sexuality issues that exist. Thereby, a Glittersexual accomplishes the monumental philosophical feat of re-marginalizing those who actually wish to be understood, rather than misunderstood, as they do, using an otherwise real social justice issue to vie for the coveted postmodern ideal of unassailable special-ness. Their typical philosophy is not concerned with consistency, or even ideas that matter or make sense, but on the contrary, they seek the philosophical position which is as nonsensical as possible, and therefore unique and special enough to justify whatever is necessary to keep showering in tubs of sparkly, new-age self-righteousness.

"If we have to put a label on my sexuality... I guess you could call me a Glittersexual."
"Do you really think you could possibly understand what it's like to be a Glittersexual as a man or a woman? Ugh."

by thisguyisaguy April 17, 2016

Glitterpes

When glitter somehow gets all over you and then you spread it to others like herpes.

Sandy thought it would be fun to put glitter in her hair until she gave everyone at the club glitterpes.

by Spartan2014 September 18, 2014

Glittered Tights

Different from your conventional black coloured tights. Normally have a shiny, silvery appearance and are covered in glitter; don't always work on everyone who tries them. This is something females may describes themselves as when trying to appear more complicated than need be.

Treasure-"There's black tights and then there's glittered tights, I consider myself the latter; don't always work out with everyone."
Hot Boi-"Eh????"
Treasure-"Work it out love."

by 5'5 beast August 30, 2009

Glittered her kitten

To perform anal sex on a woman and then fuck her pussy

Last night was great, I was doing her up the arse then I glittered her kitten!!

by bridgettheperv June 19, 2009

Glittered

When you throw a lit cigarette from a moving vehicle at night.

You totally glittered that guy on the bicycle!!

by Itisonlyme May 13, 2016

Glittered

When the hottest woman in the world, with the world's sweetest ass, is wearing an outfit that includes glitter manages to smear her glitter all over you... from head to head to toe, via intense body-to-body contact. Its so dirty... you can't help butt beg for more.

Baby, get that sweet ass over here... I need to be glittered!!

She glittered me and I didn't even notice... I was just too busy starring at her cute smile.

by luckiest_guy_43 December 11, 2012