gristlegraw

The hairy pockets between an old womans neck rolls

That gristlegraw is givingh me a hairy eyeball

by feral dog August 11, 2009

Glisten

Toothpaste that retains the sparkling white quality of one's teeth, even after living underground and spending time in Mexican jail.

"He swore by that Glisten"
"Who left the cap off my f***ing Glisten?"

by taedium April 5, 2012

gristle

the clitoris

Bitch come here,I wanna gnaw on yo gristle.

by Anonymous November 15, 2002

Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020

gristleclit

1) a nasty older woman
2) a description of the genitals of a nasty older woman
3) a clitoris that resembles a piece of gristle

"Connie is a real frickin' gristleclit."

"Hey, gristleclit."

by MeanMachine May 15, 2007

Glisten Noise

The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.

by DECKKS June 23, 2019

Gristle Luck

This term is used to describe the misfortunes and bad luck that occur to a seemingly undeserving person.

"Jamie must have the worst gristle luck, you know, with his house being swept away in that freak flash flood and what not."

by EnOb December 30, 2005