A major or minor car accident occurring in the city of Glendale. As the term insinuates, such accidents are a disturbingly common occurrence in the city- to such an extent that locals no longer turn their heads or phone the police when pedestrians are turned into pancakes by imported sedans (typically black or white in color.)
Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.
Background: Glendale, California is known for having the highest number of car accidents per population in the United States.
Someone gave James The Glendale Hello on the way to work today. The insurance company might total his Honda.
by kill9 March 28, 2017
Get the The Glendale Hello mug.From the tv series community - An effect in which a person that doesn’t know what to do with there life is given Money by the dean of greendale community college and is Compelled to enroll in greendale to put purpose into there life. So the end up using the money the school gave them back to the school in exchange for classes. This method insures that the school keeps getting new students to trap inside the college
Dean: “here $500 for the taste I got of being powerful”.
Jeff: * Jeff whispers to the dean* “dean the school can’t afford 500—
Dean: “wait for it.“
Elroy: “I have no idea to do with the rest of my life now”.
Dean: “we offer a wide variety of classes”
Elroy: “I think I’ll check that out”
Dean: *to Jeff* “ Now that my friend, is the greendale effect”
Jeff: “I will never get out of here will I?”
Dean: “ I haven’t met many that do.”
Jeff: * Jeff whispers to the dean* “dean the school can’t afford 500—
Dean: “wait for it.“
Elroy: “I have no idea to do with the rest of my life now”.
Dean: “we offer a wide variety of classes”
Elroy: “I think I’ll check that out”
Dean: *to Jeff* “ Now that my friend, is the greendale effect”
Jeff: “I will never get out of here will I?”
Dean: “ I haven’t met many that do.”
by Varanm September 7, 2020
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The city of Glendale is located in southern California. It is the third largest city in Los Angeles County, after LA and Long Beach. Here are some facts about Glendale...
Many celebrities were layed to rest in Forest Lawn Memorial Park Cemetery in Gledale, including Walt Disney, Nat King Cole and Sammy Davis, Jr.
The Baskin-Robbins chain of ice cream parlours started in Glendale in 1945.
The southern campus of Steven Spielburg, Jeffrey Katzenburg, and David Geffen's
DreamWorks SKG is located in Glendale.
In early 2005, 11 people died south of downtown Glendale in a Metrolink train crash.
Celebrities from Glendale include Paul Walker, John Wayne and Edward Furlong.
Many celebrities were layed to rest in Forest Lawn Memorial Park Cemetery in Gledale, including Walt Disney, Nat King Cole and Sammy Davis, Jr.
The Baskin-Robbins chain of ice cream parlours started in Glendale in 1945.
The southern campus of Steven Spielburg, Jeffrey Katzenburg, and David Geffen's
DreamWorks SKG is located in Glendale.
In early 2005, 11 people died south of downtown Glendale in a Metrolink train crash.
Celebrities from Glendale include Paul Walker, John Wayne and Edward Furlong.
I just gave you a few facts about Glendale without making fun of any Armenians. Amazing, right? Stop hating, becuase the truth is we're proud of our multiculturalism. Many Persians, Filipinos, Arabs and Latinos also live in Glendale. We're all trying to realize "The American Dream" here, so why can't we all just get along?
by Glendaler, and proud of it! October 24, 2005
Get the Glendale mug.a placerun by armenians with Mecedes audi's and BMW's. The Cops in glendale are assholes and pull everyonesover for everything. the parties get raided and everyone knows everyone & gossips all day long...
" fuckin glendale bro lets go chill at In & Out "
" BROOO I Live in Glendale the WACKEST City EVER... "
" BROOO I Live in Glendale the WACKEST City EVER... "
by Lisa April 12, 2004
Get the glendale mug.A boring small town in Wisconsin. If you find yourself in Greendale and you're not looking to buy a $8 burger or other over priced novelties from "the village" then you probably got lost on your way to Milwaukee. 90% of the people living there are either rich plastic families or retired old couples. If you're not one of the 2 you'll probably have a run in with one of the many cops with nothing better to do.
Person 1: Where are we and why is everyone driving an SUV and smiling
Person 2: I don't know, we gotta get out of here, why do all these streets start with the same letter???????
Person 3: Turn around now, we're in Greendale
Person 2: I don't know, we gotta get out of here, why do all these streets start with the same letter???????
Person 3: Turn around now, we're in Greendale
by Mr. Hermes November 22, 2011
Get the Greendale mug.Town surrounded by Glen Ellyn, Carol Stream, Addison, and Bloomingdale. Often referred to as a Ghetto, even though it's median income per household is $68,000. This is most likely because it isn't as rich as Glen Ellyn. There are no high schools so all of the middle schoolers are separated into different ones based on where they live. There are many pawn shops, checking advance, and laundromats in Glendale Heights. There is no downtown, most of the businesses are near the borders of Glen Ellyn or Bloomingdale.
If you want to do something fun, go out to eat, watch a movie, buy clothes, etc. get the hell out of Glendale Heights! But if you need a pay day advance or to pawn something you stole there are many locations.
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