Gleaming the Cube

when a girl rubs her pussy on a man's bald head.

Last night that girl was gleaming the cube and my stubble got her off.

by xincognitogrlx April 23, 2008

Gleaming the Cube

To fail so badly that there is brilliance in the failure; A phrase coined by Cinema Abattoir bloggers in reference to a 1989 movie starring Christian Slater.

I can't believe how thoroughly this movie is gleaming the cube!

by Amber Hat January 20, 2009

Gleaming

The act of feeding fresh semen to another person, via a cupped hand or splashing motion so as to cover the face and trickle into the mouth, immediately post-ejaculation, to preserve the shiny, 'gleaming' quality of the ejaculate.

Christo: "... so I fed it to her like a bird regurgitating food to a chick... totally gleaming."

by pkmendoza September 10, 2016

Gleaming the cube

Intense masturbation aimed in the directon of a Nintendo Gamecube that has Beyblade stickers on it.

Matt- I caught my cousin Tyler gleaming the cube!!

Will- WTF rly?

by Moonshadow360 February 14, 2009

gleamingpink

Pretty funny person and a good tweeter, also good at art!

“Hey, that person is pretty funny!”

“Yeah man, that’s gleamingpink, she likes her teddy bear named Rosa.”

by FarterFanning October 7, 2020

Gleaming pip

A worthless small-time thief or a pickpocket. It's considered an insult to both honest cutters and thieves who see themselves as a cut above the rest.

"Benny the Teen used to be a top shelf bandit, but now he's just a gleaming pip on a horse."

by Zed Numar September 10, 2021

Gleaving

To spontaneously crap in the shower while masturbating

Daniel's wife caught him Gleaving

by Hung Lo 69 August 29, 2022