T-roy looked at the clock and made the statement to the rest of the group at the meeting, "I'm rapidly developing an affliction of anal glaucoma. I just can't see my ass sitting here listening to you folks one more minute."
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You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.
My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."
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Kyle: Danny, what happened to your eye?
Danny: I got a Guatemalan Glaucoma check last night
Kyle: Was it that spicy?
Danny: I got a Guatemalan Glaucoma check last night
Kyle: Was it that spicy?
by supermeathead December 7, 2011
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"I see it now what"
"Keep looking...."
"SNAP!"
"OH SHIT, MY EYES JUST BLEW OUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"
"I see it now what"
"Keep looking...."
"SNAP!"
"OH SHIT, MY EYES JUST BLEW OUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"
by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006
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Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
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Also a good subject to mention to your optometrist! He'll love it!!!
Also a good subject to mention to your optometrist! He'll love it!!!
guy #1 What the hell are you doing dude - we are going on a job interview. Don't light that joint in my car.
guy #2 Dude,I have to smoke my Pre-Glaucoma TreatmentEVERY day or I may go blind!
guy #2 Dude,I have to smoke my Pre-Glaucoma TreatmentEVERY day or I may go blind!
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