gapey

A gaping anus. A gaping asshole.

My wife had a gapey after an hour of pounding my cock up her asshole.

The gynecologist could tell that her patient engages in a lot of anal sex because when the patient bent over on all fours to expose her asshole, the patient had a gapey.

by j0e_22 July 19, 2007

glappy

adj. The mixed feelings you get when you see a movie/tv show/book/game that you didn’t really care for, but you are glad they made it anyway (the ‘meh’ that you care for). (Source: The Ugly Couch Show Geekshock #133)

”I was really GLAPPY to see the Conan movie because even though I didn’t like it, I’ll probably never get to see another one in the theater.”

by Biggshow April 15, 2013

Glazed Dick

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

by misshingo October 30, 2012

Glaze the glasses

A game you play with your lady. She must wear a pair of glasses while giving head. You win this game by cumming on her glasses

Kristen and I decided to play a game of glaze the glasses. I went and came first. I was the winner! Now she sees the world in a new milky white way.

by Phil Skinsspeare April 5, 2016

glabella

the space between the eyes and slighty above the nose

I heard that Dan licked Phils glabella yesterday.

by lil ed straight outta lazytown February 2, 2017

glampers

People who go camping but have every single luxury necessity of the home in the woods.

Did you see those glampers? They have an air conditioner in their 12 person tent along with WiFi and a flat-screen.
technocamper

by hazelnutty April 17, 2014

Glazed Pussy

When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals

"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"

by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020