Gladys

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is smart, strong, and beautiful. Anyone would be happy to have her as a girlfriend; she is loving, caring, compassionate...

ONE WORD: AMAZING
Damn, my girl is a Gladys!
by lovepink123 March 04, 2011
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Gladis

Yo that girl was a Gladis.
by Bitchessss May 10, 2012
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Gladys

Gladys is a hipster with a monkey hat on.
by Gugantolous November 18, 2011
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Gladys

1.) A catch-all name for a domestic stay-at-home wife.

2.) The name of the wife in the famous Salt Lake City Mormon family who adopted an abondoned circus chimp, Little Johnny in 1962.

3.) The female counterpart of the pioneering internet crime fighting duo of Rodriguez and Gladys. (Featured in Parade Magazine c. 1998)
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1.) That GLADYS is a hella woman y'got there, Mister Rogers.

2.) When the church refused to enroll Little Johnny, GLADYS went absolutely ape-fuckin' shit. But later, she got a lawyer and sued.

3.) C'mon GLADYS, let's go bust some child molesters with our internet sting operation. Or we can take their money. (Later copied by NBC's Dateline Show.)
by Bongo Cholomongo September 19, 2006
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gladis

a horny girl who likes salad tossing originally from cali, area unknown
"Have you ever had your salad tossed"?

Person:NO

gladis:we'll see ;)
by suck itttt January 09, 2005
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One that is nosey and constanly up in everyone's business
Damn gladis, how'd u get so nosey...
by Erin July 12, 2004
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Gladys

A heavy-handed mildly overweight woman who clumsily takes your anal temperature at the doctor's office, as opposed to a more skilled sarge.
I got my temperature taken by a Gladys and my asshole won't stop bleeding. I sure wish I had The Sarge instead!
by blankenschmidt April 13, 2010
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