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meat gazzer

A male that looks at a other mans penis at public restroom urinals.
Hey John, see that guy walking out of the bathroom. He's a total fucking meat gazzer! He was looking at my junk the whole time I was peeing!
by Johnadam May 31, 2006
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Jizz Gizzard

The act of ejaculating on a woman's neck, preferably a woman who has alot of fat flabby skin, similar to a turkey.
That old wrinkly hag didn't deserve a facial, so I gave her a Jizz Gizzard instead.
by Nilknarf Den February 2, 2006
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Gazzerwilly

Someone who has a famously small willy
Your such a gazzerwilly
by Judgegaming July 1, 2018
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Pop a gizzard

A phrase used to describe an action which would negatively stress ones digestive system, so much so, that one wonders if they might have ruptured an internal organ. The "gizzard" being used to describe an organ within ones digestive system (gall bladder, stomach, intestines, bowel, etc). This phrase being most commonly used to refer to something that would result in severe explosive diarrhea or a massive increase in stool output.
Friend 1: "Damn these chocolate covered fiber pellet snacks are tasty!"

Friend 2: "Yo, holy crap, you ate half a box of super fiber pellet snacks! You better slow it down man, otherwise you are bound to pop a gizzard eating all that fiber in one sitting"
by chicosox February 26, 2010
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Gizzele

She knows what she wants. Very beautiful, amazing, extremely funny, charming, and highly intelligent. She knows how to have a good time with any situation. Loves God, family, friends, and values education. Her determination will bring her to success. And her charm catches any guy..or girl.
Guy 1: "Dude, you're dating a Gizzele?"
Lucky Guy: "Yes."
Guy 1: "Lucky bitz."
by bafta123 June 18, 2011
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Net gizzard

A man that goes to the chat room to pick up woman.
Yo Mack is such a net gizzard, he hooked up with four girls in AOL chat.
by BmoreSlim April 12, 2009
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lizard gizzard

When a woman's clitoris is so long that it looks like a lizard's gizzards are hanging from her.
Oh my goodness gracious sweetheart, you have such a long lizard gizzard!
by Cynical Jester November 15, 2017
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