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girl scouting

that act of publicly judging any or all females in your field of vision
Johnny: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Joe: Im going to the mall to go girl scouting, wanna come?
by viking kong April 28, 2008
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Girl Scout

Girl that pretend to sell cookies when they are really being prostitutes. People pay to have sex with her when they come to their door.
GS: Hello? I'm a girl scout. Want some "cookies"?
Guy: Oh sure? How much for $10?
GS: Oh don't worry, enough to please you....
*Two engage in sex for more than 2 hours*
by girlscoutsex April 27, 2010
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Girl Scout

A nickname that is given to an individual (male or female) that is commonly known as being a "tag-a-long". He/She is infamous for inviting themselves to various occasions.
"OMG i didnt want her to come to the mall with us today! did anyone even invite her? shes such a girl scout!"
by xtinab May 17, 2010
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Girl Scout

To pull on the clitoral hood during cunnilingus, making a tent for the clitoris
by montynet January 2, 2009
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Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies best known for Northern California's weed.
by xoxxooxo July 14, 2015
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Girl Scout Squirt

chick squating to pee outdoors where there are no restrooms/toilet paper available.
by t-n-a November 10, 2008
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girl scout cookies

A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.
Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?

The only possible answer: they are evil.
by Steve Martin 1202 March 3, 2008
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