girf

a tropical getaway for disgruntled lawn gnomes on strike.

we sent them all to a girf too cool down so they would stop nipping at our ankles.

by Holmar August 3, 2009

girf

idiot, moron, loser.
pretty much another word for any 3rd grade insult.

Heather: lies!
Matt: you lies!
Heather: you're such a girf!
Matt: pshh

by oh my beckett January 27, 2009

girf

referring to Vincent James's penis. This means, that the male reproductive organ is as wide as a fucking tree trunk, and yet still has good length.

Yo Vin, you got mad nice girf.

by shane November 28, 2004

girf

An amazing person that is awesome to talk to and is my bestfriend! :D
She is pretty even though she denies it, around 11pm the dirtiness comes out of her xD, We're guna fly to Bolivia in a hotair ballon one day, oh and FBGM! as she would say.

girf is the one and only, until Tiff puts her hair like girfs..then shes girf# 2

by bbknmj October 21, 2011

girf

Sitting on and flattening a large warm pile of thick mushy poop in a diaper

He girfed before I changed him.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023