Fart under a giraffes ass

This is like water under the bridge, you missed me with the bullshit, it will blow over etc . In other words, don’t stress it.

Did you hear that so-and-so wants to whoop your ass, oh that’s a fart under a giraffes ass. Now

by The reverend t Texas September 22, 2019

…and there you have giraffes!

An “oh well” type response to when another person cannot figure out the answer to a completely simple response to what seems like a complicated question, that in turn must be clarified by the enquirer in the final outcome. Resulting in this phrase.

Enquirer: Do you know the sound a giraffe makes?
Answerer: remains quiet and confused
Enquirer: That’s okay, I looked it up, and it said, a low-bleeting sound, kind of like a sheep. Ready to try it?
Answerer: BAAAA
Enquirer: …and there you have giraffes!

by Elektrckevin September 23, 2021

Giraffesaurus

A Giraffe thats a dinosaur. Their rare and only in some epic zoos. made up creature that would kick some a$$.

Whoa is that a giraffe? No that's a Giraffesaurus.

by Logenl1 August 7, 2011

Giraffaholic

n.
A serious obsession with Giraffes.

My best friend is a giraffaholic, she has at least 100 giraffes in her room.

by Sammy321 April 23, 2013

giraffes and zebras

the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.

tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.

by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013

Giraffafication

A Tall Wooden Hang Job

Susan gave Billy an great giraffafication last night

by A_Lonely_Scorpio June 16, 2018

Two giraffes fighting

When someone is so high that they don't stop moving around,they can't sit still.flailing their arms,constant head and neck movement. Usually accompanied by distorted facial expressions or exorcism like behavior.Similar to noodle grooving,wiggling,swimming,tweaking

"she was tweaking so hard it looked two giraffes fighting."

by jublisstar October 23, 2022