asshole gingivitis

A disease in which the asshole region is stricken with multiple symptoms of illness, such as severe redness, appearance of sores or blisters, green fungus, acute pain whenever one sits down, or the insatiable urge to fill asshole region with Listerine or toothpaste. Is highly contagious and can be transmitted in multiple ways. So dangerous being in the same room with one who has A-ginge will result in at least the basic transmittance of qualities such as being stupid or a giant douche bag or excessively loud.

"Can Jimmy come out to play?"
"Sorry, Jimmy has to stay in bed. His doctor says he has asshole gingivitis, and should stay away from other kids."

Ronny was an employee at the Charmin toilet paper factory, but because he had an unreported case of asshole gingivitis, almost 5 million people complained of symptoms related to asshole gingivitis.

"Matthew, shut up. Stop making up stories about bumming Harry's mom up the ass. It's probably just an excuse for the asshole gingivitis you now have."

"Your asshole gingivitis is so raunch it's oozing out of your pants. And where is my mouth wash?"

by Steven G. September 4, 2008

Gingeritis

An irresistible attraction to a person with the MC1R gene. Two classic signs that a person has become afflicted with this disease are the inability to stay away from a ginger whom they have become attached to and a person feels a sense of pride from being selected by the ginger. A person's true nature is revealed as a ginger can see straight into their soul…leaving a feeling of nakedness and exposure with the afflicted. Currently this illness is terminal and there is no cure.

'Gingeritis is the best disease ever!'

by bookwormmama September 23, 2016

gingitis

A disease much like the plague, but, instead of dying, yoou suffer the rest of your life as a Ginger.

That poor guy. He contracted Gingitis.

by Moriarty221b October 29, 2014

Gingeritis

When you fall for a ginger or have a preference for gingers.

Ben: You know that ginger in our math class is really cute
Kevin: You mean Ellie?
Ben: Yeah
Kevin: Well i guess you have gingeritis

by Sodapop Curtisss February 29, 2016

Gingeritis

Curious syndrome where after hooking up with a ginger, an individual is unexplicably attracted to other gingers. Often this is accompanied by denial and relapse despite all known interventions.

Courtney caught a bad case of gingeritis a while back and can't kick it. Did you see her talking to the big ginger at the party?

by gingerxfit October 15, 2011

gingivitis-jitsu

A martial arts technique involving breathing in your opponent's face right before executing a move.

I had him in a full guard, but I lost it when he pulled that gingivitis-jitsu move on me. Gross.

by jojobeans1972 February 27, 2013

Gingevitis

A terrifing diseese that causes children to be born with ginger hair. Dashing all hopes thet his/her parents had that their child would have a normal life!

Walsh, that poor ginger bastard. Thank god i dont have gingevitis

by csone December 14, 2006