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gingervitus

The unfortunate occurance of having light skin, red hair of any shade, and freckles. I am talking of course, of ginger kids. Those poor, unlucky kids.
But if you just have red hair, you are a daywalker
Sammie: Dude, look at that ginger kid!
Hailey: Yeah, looks like he has a BAD case of Gingervitus!
by Samanthaa* August 20, 2007
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gingervitus

a term used to describe the genetic inheritance of the "ginger" gene.

those unfortunate enough to have this disablity learn to live with the florescent hair, pale skin, and frekles from birth. many live into old age and have perfectly normal lives
bob: sheesh dude, that poor poor child has gingervitus!
by effenzo December 10, 2006
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gingervitus?

gingervitus is not real, having red hair and freckles is NOT a disease AT all. Its like how Hispanics are usually tan with brown hair or black hair, you can easily describe a hispanic, now gingers have souls and i know that because i am one, but obviousely theres differant types of gingers. because most gingers i know have curly bright orange hair and are white with freckles and blue eyes, and are often chunky. Now i have brownish red hair, freckles, green eyes, and i am skinny, and quite tan for a ginger, but compared to a brunette im probably white. its a flipping hair color that often comes with other traits such as pale skin, and freckles. so SHUT UP WITH THE GINGERVITUS! okay?
gingervitus? man thats a bunch of bull! they dont know what theyre talking bout, gingervitus....MY ASS. that aint no disease.
by hahahahhahahahaha lame March 25, 2010
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gingervitus

A terrible disease that forces those who suffer from it to avoid sunlight, as it is harmful to their unpigmented skin.

If you suffer from gingervitus you may be known as a 'ginger kid'.

Symptoms include red hair, light skin and freckles.

Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles, those people are called daywalkers.

CAUTION: STAY AWAY FROM ANYONE SUBMITED TO THIS DISEASE AS IT MAY BE CONTAGIOUS

To learn more on the subject watch the 'Ginger Kids' episode of South Park (Season Nine).
Eric: Dude last night I was wasted and I hooked up with the ginger girl!
Mike: Oh my god! Stay away from me! You're gonna have gingervitus now!
by chrissyyyyy October 16, 2007
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gingervitus

GINGERVITAS is a disease that attacks the hair of its victims and turns them into gingers but does not produce the full effects of gingers only the super ginger hair color, and it is recomended that the victim is palish, cuz tan gingers are icky
Jenyy- OMG! SHE HAS FUCKING GINGERVITUS!
JONNY- no she doesnt she just got heer hair dyed
Jenny- yea meaning she has gingervitus
by alexysssssss June 28, 2008
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gingervitus

GINGERVITUS is the new form of retardation. anyone who has gingervitus cannot be trusted and they should be avoided at all cost! the closest thing to a ginger is a vampire. people inflicted with gingervitus cannot go outdoors or they will be transformed into a labster ..... a labster with freckles. Gingers live in caves by the thousands. DO NOT look directly at a ginger or the brightness of their firey head will blind you. having sex with a ginger is possibly the worst thing you could ever do, seeing you would burn youself from their fire pubes. GINGERVITUS will no longer be a problem, in 100 years all people inflicted with gingervitus will be swiped from the earth. THANK JESUS
joab: is that a vampire?
john: nah..... its just someone with gingervitus .... do not stare at him, you'll die
by SINEP00001 August 27, 2009
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Gingervitus

A non ginger that is sexually attached and/or addicted to a ginger.
Wow! Brandon has the gingervitus. That is his third ginger this month.
by Meadow Fields August 7, 2014
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