Gilbert 

Gilbert is usually a last name of someone with a very large penis between 8 and 9 inches. Who also is a true lover and good with the ladies.

I really want to meet a Gilbert.

Gilbert by Truthspeaker4798 April 23, 2017

Gilbert 

Gilbert, another way to say leg fat

"Wow, look at her gilbert!"

Gilbert by AphSasstria January 16, 2015

gilbert 

why the fuck would you name your son gilbert what kind of parent are you

how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"

dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice

The world:

some dumbass parents: Tehe uwu gilbert is such a g o o d N A ME

gilbert by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

Gilbert 

First African American nigga to be name Gilbert go fuck with a nigga for real

Uno Duno Kim John uno loves Gilbert insurance

Gilbert by Gilbert Insurance September 25, 2019

Gilbert 

A Manatee

Damn why does Gilbert look like such a manatee?

Gilbert by Kc9997 June 7, 2014

Gilbert 

(noun) The name given to one who goes out with friends, but instead of having a good time, he/she texts their girlfriend/boyfriend and leaves before the night gets good.

Instead of owning up to it, one simply states they will have a great time "next time."

"Are you raging tonight"

"Hell yeah"

Two hours later (11:45 PM)

"I'm calling it a night, sorry man"

"Dude, it's not even midnight!!"

"Sorry dude"

"Way to pull a Gilbert!"

Gilbert by wadsipppp September 26, 2012

Gilbert 

Is a person who is amazing at kicking balls over fences. He's a very clingy person and is sometimes very awkward

Omg he's such a Gilbert

Gilbert by Anonymous192837456 November 27, 2012