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Giffordian 

Hairy boulder figured gents particularly fond of humming (with the occassional lyric or two thrown in) 80's hairband songs.
Let's say you're at work...and your senses were to endure a constant White Snake song sung to your dismay by a roundish hairy faced man a cubical over; they would in-fact be a Giffordian.
Giffordian by Paul Lindford February 19, 2008
A gifford is a spineless human being that spends most of its free time watching YouTube videos about subjects or issues that enrage it, and thinks that because it leaves concurring comments in the comments section it's part of the solution. It has absolutely no plans to actually do anything about it in real life. Alas, leaving comments on YouTube videos is a far as the gifford's activism should go. A gifford usually has no idea that it is in fact a gifford, and will become very agitated should it be called out about being a gifford. This very rarely happens, though, since a gifford only feels brave when it's alone with no witnesses to its YouTube history, and the chances of it actually saying something outloud and exposing itself in a fluid real life situation are miniscule.
The YouTube comments section is full of giffords. Total giffords. Super giffords, if you will.
gifford by AliceInUtero February 14, 2021
Giffords is a cob word for breasts used in the county of Kent, United Kingdom.

(Cob is the Kentish regional language)
That Canterbury bird's got a lovely set of giffords, Gillat.
giffords by Jacques-Alain January 23, 2013
One whose personal qualities are deficient or inadequate, if you will - a word used to describe something or someone that is really bad or just generally shit. Wholly disappointing.
"hello mate, how was the event you attended last night"
"it was a hoot, I made several new acquaintances'

"Oh, coolio - did you meet my cousin Bernard?"
"As a matter of fact I did"
"what did you make of him?"
"Well to be honest he was a bit of a GIFFORD"

"What did you get for Christmas buddy?"
"A pet Corn Snake"
"Brill, are you pleased with it?"
"No, its a bit shit to be honest, in fact I would go as far to say that my parents have got me a real GIFFORD"

"How was your school report?"
"A let down mate - straight up GIFFORD"
Gifford by CornSnake December 31, 2011

Giffordsing 

The term used for when you headshot someone and they survive.
I was playing Call of Duty and I blasted a bullet in generalgamername1's head and he survived, he was fucking Giffordsing.
An optimist. Someone who perseveres through hard times and is able to find positivity.
Yo, dude! Jimmy totally pulled a Gifford. He's able to find a ray of sunshine in every shitty situation!
Gifford by Craig Difford December 2, 2016