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Gifford

A person who manually masterbates dogs
Ron "steve why is that man wanking that dog off ?"
Steve"oh its ok ron he's a gifford"
by stewartlubbock November 10, 2011
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Gifford

When someones drinks alcohol to the point that they can no longer speak so others can understand them.
I went to the bar the other night & there was a guy there that was so gifford. I couldn't believe they were still serving him.
by BR549 alpha bravo December 12, 2010
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Gifford

A Gifford is the piece of skin between a mans ball sack and arse crack
look at that Cornebys Gifford
by michellerider1 April 1, 2010
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The Gifford

A man that makes fake relationships with girls online and still lives with his parents
Why are you doing The Gifford? Go find yourself a real female
by Silence9853 June 20, 2021
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Gifford

The act of arriving unreasonably late or failing to arrive at all, even when promised.
"Dude, you pulled such a gifford last night. We totally had plans."
by Ballzzz December 6, 2009
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Giffording

guy1: woop woop fucking killed that guy with a headshot
guy2: loljk i kill u
guy1: what the fuck that guy is giffording
by Twilight95NG January 13, 2011
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Pulling a Gifford

Doing fuck all
John: What've you been doing all day?
Andrew: Nothing, I've just been pulling a Gifford.

Dave: What've you been upto dude?
Jim: Pulled a massive Gifford
Dave: You're such a lazy bastard
by Jemima669 January 4, 2012
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