Gifford

A person who manually masterbates dogs

Ron "steve why is that man wanking that dog off ?"
Steve"oh its ok ron he's a gifford"

by stewartlubbock November 10, 2011

Gifford

When someones drinks alcohol to the point that they can no longer speak so others can understand them.

I went to the bar the other night & there was a guy there that was so gifford. I couldn't believe they were still serving him.

by BR549 alpha bravo December 12, 2010

Gifford

A Gifford is the piece of skin between a mans ball sack and arse crack

look at that Cornebys Gifford

by michellerider1 April 1, 2010

The Gifford

A man that makes fake relationships with girls online and still lives with his parents

Why are you doing The Gifford? Go find yourself a real female

by Silence9853 June 20, 2021

Gifford

The act of arriving unreasonably late or failing to arrive at all, even when promised.

"Dude, you pulled such a gifford last night. We totally had plans."

by Ballzzz December 6, 2009

Giffording

to be shot in the head and live

guy1: woop woop fucking killed that guy with a headshot
guy2: loljk i kill u
guy1: what the fuck that guy is giffording

by Twilight95NG January 13, 2011

Pulling a Gifford

Doing fuck all

John: What've you been doing all day?
Andrew: Nothing, I've just been pulling a Gifford.

Dave: What've you been upto dude?
Jim: Pulled a massive Gifford
Dave: You're such a lazy bastard

by Jemima669 January 4, 2012