Ghoster

A disembodied erection. A boner that does not exist in physical form. The experience of having an erection, but without the physical act of becoming erect. Similar to phantom pains experienced with limb amputation, but with penises.

Occurring in para/quadriplegics with non-functioning penises, those who have had their penis severed and removed and male ghosts.

Though, medically speaking, Eric had no feeling below his waste, he could still get a ghoster every time a pretty girl walked by.

by AvoidTheNoid July 7, 2010

ghoster

device used for disguising marijuana smoke. Consists of stuffing an empty toilet paper roll with bounce sheets and covering the end with a bounce sheet fastened to the tube by an elastic.Commonly used in college dorms who enforce a strict no smoking policy.

guy 1: yo do you wanna hit the bong?
guy 2: yeah sure, but we gotta use the ghoster or else we could get in shit

by Jordan420 February 25, 2008

Ghoster

Someone who regularly disappears whilst messaging. May see messages then not reply.

Kyle- Isn't Olivia such a ghoster we are always left alone. Thomas- Yea you know If she didn't do this and actually talked to me then I may like her.

by Thomas Mccambley April 19, 2020

Ghoster

Someone who continuously ghosts you.

Hey Ghoster, how are you doing?

by azyzdon August 7, 2023

Ghoster

When you wipe your asshole after taking a shit and there's nothing.

Everytime I wipe my ass and it's a ghoster, it feels like I've done something right

by UltimateDoge January 16, 2025

ghoster coaster

While dating, when one person seems to be ghosting the other but then miraculously reappears once again after the other has come to terms with being the ghostee and is already over it. They often make a routine of it, thus causing an up and down roller coaster effect.

Friend #1: girrrl did you ever hear from that dude again after he ghosted you?
Friend #2: ya! He sent me a message asking how I’m doing. I’m not gonna reply. I ain’t out here to ride the ghoster coaster.

by Ellebb July 29, 2019

Ghoster's Guilt

When you ghost someone and you feel so bad for ghosting them because you're actually deep down a decent person, so you text them after 3 weeks and give them a late ass lame excuse on why you went MIA and why it won't work out.

Ghoster's Guilt can be defined as sending a message like, "Hey. Sorry that I've disappeared. I've been dealing with a lot of personal problems these past few weeks. You're so full of energy and a fun person to be around. I wish I could get to know you better but I don't think I have the emotional energy for it. It's not fair to you. I'm sorry. :(" to the person you ghosted for 3 weeks.

by BooTheGhost August 10, 2018