ghoster

That worthless butthole, that ghosted you. Stop chasing ghosts. Stay real.

Amy: Have you seen that date from last week again?
Lisa: No, sent him a couple texts but he didnt answer yet.
Amy: Get over that M*therf*cker. He's a ghoster.

by Mahar Gony January 19, 2016

ghoster

An example of faeces, that requires no wiping; doesn't smell; splash; make noise; leave skids or any other evidence of its existence.

Does it smell bad in there? Nah, mate; it was only a ghoster.

by elprza October 28, 2003

Ghosters

People who do not live in your neighborhood but still come there any way to 'Trick or Treat.'

Nick: "Theres more and more Ghosters every year in this neighborhood."
Tom: "Yea, why dont they stay in there own neighborhood!"

by tom nelson November 2, 2006

ghoster coaster

While dating, when one person seems to be ghosting the other but then miraculously reappears once again after the other has come to terms with being the ghostee and is already over it. They often make a routine of it, thus causing an up and down roller coaster effect.

Friend #1: girrrl did you ever hear from that dude again after he ghosted you?
Friend #2: ya! He sent me a message asking how I’m doing. I’m not gonna reply. I ain’t out here to ride the ghoster coaster.

by Ellebb July 29, 2019

Phantom ghoster

Someone who is a serial ghoster, yet always seem to get to know new people who they will just later ghost too. The " phantom " part comes from Lee Falk's the phantom comic strips - the Ghost who walks. the Phantom ghoster is a serial ghoster who will always get away with ghosting people no matter the reason.

Person one : You know Kate, right ?
Person two : Yea, why ?
Person one : Can you give me her insta ?
Person two : Are you sure, she is like a total phantom ghoster.

by CoasterDisks October 15, 2021

speed ghoster

1. An online persona, typically found on social media websites, who contacts another person, engages in conversation and through it, quickly grows rapport and trust then when the engagee is ready to meet in the real world, deletes all messages, their profile and subsequently disappears.

2. Similar to "Ghosting" but restricted to online-only pre-dating rituals akin to speed dating, but virtual.

3. A short story of the same name written by Joseph R. Sharpe describing the phenomena

The speed ghoster deleted her profile and all messages, never to be seen on Tinder again.

by Incultus August 23, 2017

Ghoster's Guilt

When you ghost someone and you feel so bad for ghosting them because you're actually deep down a decent person, so you text them after 3 weeks and give them a late ass lame excuse on why you went MIA and why it won't work out.

Ghoster's Guilt can be defined as sending a message like, "Hey. Sorry that I've disappeared. I've been dealing with a lot of personal problems these past few weeks. You're so full of energy and a fun person to be around. I wish I could get to know you better but I don't think I have the emotional energy for it. It's not fair to you. I'm sorry. :(" to the person you ghosted for 3 weeks.

by BooTheGhost August 10, 2018