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Geoff jeans

A pair of jeans usually only worn around the house. They tend to be cheap, ugly and/or old and are seldom worn in public places.
Let me shower and change out of my Geoff jeans, and I can meet up in about an hour.
by F E D December 14, 2010
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Geoff Shreeves

1: A reporter on sky sports with a tendency to constantly remind others of their failures and mistakes, eventually, crushing their dreams. Examples of his work can be seen in an interview with Chelsea FC defender Branislav Ivanovic, and also in an interview with Arsenal defender, Carl Jenkinson.

2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".
Geoff: Nice to hear that you passed your English literature exam with flying colors. But did you fail your physics quiz yesterday?
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.

Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!
by DomLompenFamous October 4, 2013
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Geoffecation

The act of inadvertently voiding one's bowels in a hilariously inappropriate place, such as friend's wardrobe.
In retrospect, declaring a history of Geoffecation on his CV was probably doing little to improve Simon's employment prospects.

Heindrich got really drunk on Belgian beer, and woke up the next day to find he had Geoffecated in his flatmate's antique trombone.

Although some people believe it to be an urban myth, Simon did indeed Geoffecate his pants in the frozen goods aisle of a local supermarket.
by Lancaster's Second Finest July 30, 2017
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Sweaty geoffrey

When an individual deficates in a gym sock and proceeds to smack an unsuspecting victim in the face with said sock
Leroy never liked his stepfather so to humiliate him, so he gave him sweaty geoffrey
by Rusty switchmen October 17, 2012
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Geoffrey

Geoffrey has the most amazing smile you’ll ever see. He’s chill and makes beats that rock the streets. Geoffrey is serious and straight forward but under all his layers he’s a mushy gushy guy who just want a hug. Geoffrey is fiercely loyal, well spoken, and has the ability to make you laugh anywhere and anytime. Great kisser, even better friend. Guys hate him, women want him, and everyone else wants to be him.
I think I’m falling in love.

With who?
Geoffrey.
by MissLaK June 12, 2018
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Geoff Ramsey

A machinima producer and voice actor for Rooster Teeth Productions. Plays Grif in the web show Red vs. Blue and is know for having tattoos over his arms.

Born as Geoff Fink on June 19, 1975. Currently resides in Austin, Texas with his wife Griffon Ramsey and daughter Millicent Ramsey.
Geoff Ramsey is soooooooooo hot!!

I wanna have a three-some with Geoff and Griffon.
by Sasumi August 20, 2011
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Geoffrey

Geoffrey is a Teutonic name, meaning "God's peace".
With a lot of charm, Geoffrey can be really mysterious and could seems shy to the first look, but when you start to speak with him you will only see is smiles overflowing you with happiness.
Smart, trustworthy, kind, peaceful, brave, romantic with a lot of talents. always watching out for the people he surrounds himself with, trying to find honesty, kindness and loyalty in them. If a Geoffrey need to say something to someone he will do it, even if their word can hurt, for them the only way to find solution, is to speak and be honest with each over.
Aware of their surroundings and really concerned with the other people. They are often overwhelmed by their feelings, but always try not show them to not bring no one else more worried.
They always spread happiness around them with a simple smile on their face and having a Positive attitude. They have a golden heart, and don't like to see people in need, always trying to help them.
Geoffrey is the definition of the loyalty, he will always listen and understand is a partner. passionate, for him, the love never dies and the monotony in a couple is the thing you will never find with him. If he gives you is love and trust, you can be sure it will never fade away.

They like peaceful environment and know how to see beauty in everything. Being with a Geoffrey Looking at the sky full of stars while laying in the sand of the beach is one moment you will remember all your life.
"Yeah! Geoffrey save The day !"
by El psy congro June 5, 2017
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